Welcome to the 10th edition of Would You Like Fries With That? Vol 2, my random musings column. Today I discuss Amazon Prime, The Fonz, and relationships.
Amazon Is Trying to Assimilate Us
Amazon emailing me a survey to help improve them. Dude, I ain’t helping you convince me to order more than I already do and make Jeff richer than he already is. Prime is the devil!
In fact, I am pretty sure they are trying to assimilate us. They are trying to take over books, shopping, TV, music, and even adding Alexa as a companion to talk to. Can we check on Sir Patrick Stewart and make sure they haven’t begun assimilating all of us?
When I was a child there are things I misheard from adults. For one, I thought the term “Ponzi Scheme” was actually “Fonzie scheme” and I always wondered until I reached the age of reason why The Fonz was in the middle of so much controversy.
I mean look at him, he seems like a relatively harmless guy.
I’m sure most people in a long term relationship can relate to this. We’ve been together for almost 15 years and I’ve gotten a lot better at not doing this very mistake that many of us, both men and women, make.
However, whenever I’m a damn moron and tell my spouse to calm down, this is basically me 0.7 seconds later…
TRUE BIZARRE STORY OF THE DAY
A zoo in China has angered visitors by trying to pass off a hairy dog as a lion, Chinese state media reported.
A visitor, surnamed Liu, told the state-run Beijing Youth Daily she discovered the fraud when visiting a zoo in a park in Louhe, a city in the central province of Henan, with her son.
As they approached the cage marked “African lion,” they were shocked to hear the beast inside emit a bark.
It was a Tibetan mastiff — a large, hairy breed of dog.
“The zoo is absolutely trying to cheat us,” Liu said. “They are trying to disguise dogs as lions.” Read More…
MEME OF THE DAY:
VIDEO OF THE DAY:
Postmodern Jukebox’s 1920s Jazz Cover of Babymetal’s “Gimme Chocolate”
That is it for today! While you are at it, find out if Taylor Swift is the devil. As always people, stay legendary!
Richie “No-T” Jackson