I am not going to lie here folks. Knock off toys are pure entertainment. I understand the market for them, but, holy cow, there are some good ones. Have you run across a great knock off toy at the Dollar Store? Let me know in the comments or on social media. For now, here are 10 knock off toys that you just have to see.


Ninja Hero Rider Frogs

Let me be honest, I’d totally watch this cartoon/movie/etc. While you are at it, give me the potentially freaking awesome video game too. Come on people! It is a humanoid frog riding a horse carrying a sword. How much more do you need to know people? I’m all about the battery operate Ninja Hero Riders, baby!


Sharp Hand Joe

Where did you come from? Where did you go, Sharp Hand Joe?


Ill-Tempered Birds

Too bad they couldn’t do Birds With Freaking Lasers. Oh well, we know that Ill-Tempered Sea Bass is already taken…


Spader-Man

“Everyone creates the thing they dread. Men of peace create engines of war, invaders create avengers. People create… smaller people? Uhh… children! HAHA! Lost the word there. Children, designed to supplant them. To help them… end. “

Uh oh! Spader-Man is eccentrically monologuing again people.


Sassy Jackie

Hey, it is 2018, it is perfectly acceptable that Jackie be sassy. You be you!


Black Man

So did anyone ever think about taking another stab at the name ever at all? Jesus people…


Demon Donkey

Why be a Brony when you could be an Assbro?


Jason Voorhees

Hey, Friday the 13th is for Everyone, apparently. Jesus…


Mighty Car

I pity the fool that doesn’t want 5 lights and a car wielding an axe and a rifle!


Winnie the Knock Off Toys to End All Knock Off Toys

Hmmmm…. I have a reaction to this…


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