Wrestling is weird.

There I said it. So many things are hard to explain to people who walk in the room and have absolutely no idea what is going on. Why is it cool that Triple H spits the water? Why is their grown man crying over a balding old man in guyliner who controls the arena’s lights with his hands? No one can easily explain this, but we have fun! Here are just some screen captures and gifs that make no sense.

Cocaine is a helluva drug, man…

Just a typical Wednesday night for me…

Hulk Hogan at his most honest.

Believe me, the actual explanation is about as bad…


I’m kind of attached to mine too bro but you don’t see me wearing a shirt either.

Upping the reindeer games, apparently!

No words for this one…

Hey, sometimes you gotta make an adjustment with it just hanging there…

Unfortunately, long time wrestling fans can testify that this is just one of many of Vince McMahon moments with his pants around his ankles.

The rule always is don’t stare directly at it, but you might get away with it if it is in your peripheral vision. Curiousity being what it is…

My mate to me said “That pic looks like they are about chop off his penis.”

Me to my mate: “That’s exactly what it is, only WAAAYYY more racist.”

Robocop rescues Sting? I’d buy that for a dollar!

Man, Hulk Hogan’s One Man Show took a few sharp turns there..

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