Welcome to the 10th edition of Would You Like Fries With That? Vol 2, my random musings column. Today I discuss Amazon Prime, The Fonz, and relationships.
Amazon Is Trying to Assimilate Us
Amazon emailing me a survey to help improve them. Dude, I ain’t helping you convince me to order more than I already do and make Jeff richer than he already is. Prime is the devil!
In fact, I am pretty sure they are trying to assimilate us. They are trying to take over books, shopping, TV, music, and even adding Alexa as a companion to talk to. Can we check on Sir Patrick Stewart and make sure they haven’t begun assimilating all of us?
When I was a child there are things I misheard from adults. For one, I thought the term “Ponzi Scheme” was actually “Fonzie scheme” and I always wondered until I reached the age of reason why The Fonz was in the middle of so much controversy.
I mean look at him, he seems like a relatively harmless guy.
I’m sure most people in a long term relationship can relate to this. We’ve been together for almost 15 years and I’ve gotten a lot better at not doing this very mistake that many of us, both men and women, make.
However, whenever I’m a damn moron and tell my spouse to calm down, this is basically me 0.7 seconds later…
TRUE BIZARRE STORY OF THE DAY
A zoo in China has angered visitors by trying to pass off a hairy dog as a lion, Chinese state media reported.
A visitor, surnamed Liu, told the state-run Beijing Youth Daily she discovered the fraud when visiting a zoo in a park in Louhe, a city in the central province of Henan, with her son.
As they approached the cage marked “African lion,” they were shocked to hear the beast inside emit a bark.
It was a Tibetan mastiff — a large, hairy breed of dog.
“The zoo is absolutely trying to cheat us,” Liu said. “They are trying to disguise dogs as lions.” Read More…
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