Sometimes the greatest thing to see at a wrestling event is the signs held by wrestling fans. A wrestling sign just adds to the event sometimes (and sometimes not so much). I have scoured the internet and through some of the WWE Network and found some of my favorite over the years. These are real people of genius right here.
A Living Legend
You know what, laugh at this person all you want, but I’ve tried my hand at a couple DIY fixes on my own plumbing at home. It did not exactly go so well for me. I think that’s why there’s certifications, special training, and a whole career path for it. So if I could get this done without hiring a professional, I’d be holding a damn side on national TV too. You be you Mr. Installed His Own Faucet.
Scott Steiner Math
You will once in awhile see this obscure wrestling reference in a sign, especially since Samoa Joe has made it to the main roster in WWE. Every time, it is amazing. Every. Single. Time.
Now if you don’t understand that odd reference, you have to watch this video featuring Scott Steiner giving the strangest interview in wrestling history.
And if you can’t watch it, here is the transcription of perhaps the greatest and most bizarre promo in the history of professional wrestling.
“YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SOMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I’M A GENETIC FREAK AND I’M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN’T BEAT ME AND HE’S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE? THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!”
A Wrestling Sign Explains Heel Heat
This is especially true when the unsavory character makes comments about how crummy the town he in is or makes comments about the lackluster performance of the local sports ball team. How dare he?!
Wrestling Sign Explains X-Pac Heat
This dude just straight up explained “X-Pac Heat” in a sign. Good work.
If Garfield Attended Wrestling
You know, a good family lasagna recipe is worth bragging about. Not everyone gets it right. For instance, did you know people make gluten-free dairy-free vegetable lasagna?
Finally, the Truth!
Well, this guy just went it and put it all out there. The truth is, that really is a sign. Good work sir! I applaud you and your critical thinking.
No Words for this Wrestling Sign
Well, that is not a subtle way to say “Please murder my vagina, Mr. Jericho.” Hey, no judgments here. After all, he is a world class professional wrestler, a top podcaster, and a rising rock star.
This would bring a whole new meaning to his catchphrase “Drink it in, maaaaan.”