If there is one band synonymous with merchandising, throughout their 40+ year history, it has to be KISS. I admit, some of the things the marketing gurus have thought of are ingenius. However, there are some that I am not sure what was going on at the drawing board.
I love them as musicians and performers. I was able to see them live for the first time last summer at Chicago Open Air. It was pretty damn amazing. Having said that, if you’re a true die hard fan, do you have everything here?
Page a Day Tongue Calendar
Yes, a page a day calendar of Gene Simmons’ infamous tongue. Does it get any better than that?
The Demon Nutcracker
Nothing says Christmas time quite like The Demon Nutcracker. Having said that, I could see a KISS fan wanting this. I really could. Still weird, but cool…
Neighborhood Watch Sign
I wan to state that I think this is unlicensed merchandise, but who thought people would even want this in the first place, licensed or not?
KISS Ski Mask
Well that is horrifying, to say the least. Imagine someone trying to rob a liquor store while wearing this thing?
KISS Ear Plugs
Nothing quite says you like to rock hard and support your band than wearing ear plugs to turn down that racket by said band. Oh yeah, and they just happen to be one of the greatest hard rock bands of all time.
Kiss & Scooby Doo Mystery
It seems like there is a Scooby Doo Blu Ray for anything these days. Now you have KISS. In case, you wanted to be able to never unsee something, here is the Scooby gang in KISS makeup…
KISS Toilet Seat Cover
Isn’t this a crappy piece of merchandise?
Air Guitar Strings
Okay, they are literally selling you nothing. It might make a great white elephant gift though!