I am not going to lie here folks. Knock off toys are pure entertainment. I understand the market for them, but, holy cow, there are some good ones. Have you run across a great knock off toy at the Dollar Store? Let me know in the comments or on social media. For now, here are 10 knock off toys that you just have to see.

Ninja Hero Rider Frogs

Let me be honest, I’d totally watch this cartoon/movie/etc. While you are at it, give me the potentially freaking awesome video game too. Come on people! It is a humanoid frog riding a horse carrying a sword. How much more do you need to know people? I’m all about the battery operate Ninja Hero Riders, baby!

Sharp Hand Joe

Where did you come from? Where did you go, Sharp Hand Joe?

Ill-Tempered Birds

Too bad they couldn’t do Birds With Freaking Lasers. Oh well, we know that Ill-Tempered Sea Bass is already taken…

Spader-Man

“Everyone creates the thing they dread. Men of peace create engines of war, invaders create avengers. People create… smaller people? Uhh… children! HAHA! Lost the word there. Children, designed to supplant them. To help them… end. “

Uh oh! Spader-Man is eccentrically monologuing again people.