The Comment Section II: Gamer, Freddie Mercury, and Metal

As a gamer, a metalhead, and all around geek, I just tried to avoid the comment section. Where do these people come from? WHY?!?!?! Pretty much, this sums it up. Living Under a Rock I follow several Metal and Rock communities on the interwebs. I love their memes but some of the comments just make my head explode. For the record, I actually read the replies to this comment to see if he was joking. Come to find out he was not kidding. He seriously did not get it. Owen got in a huge fight with people on Facebook because he does not like Queen. He said he likes all types of music including classic rock. Also, he wants to… Continue reading The Comment Section II: Gamer, Freddie Mercury, and Metal

Amazon Prime Day Find: A Strawberry Slicer

Some people like to say that Amazon Prime Day stinks. Well, to quote the merchant from the video game Skyrim, “Some may call this junk. Me. I call them treasures.” Take, for instance, this strawberry slicer… Wow! For all of my strawberry slicing needs! And just to think, I’ve been using a knife like a savage all of these years. Let us take a look at this amazing product description: “Breeze through food preparation tasks with the beautifully designed Chef’n Strawberry Slicester Hand-Held Strawberry Slicer. Quickly and safely slice whole strawberries at once with this hand-held kitchen tool. Safer and easier to use than a knife, simply insert a strawberry into the tool and squeeze for perfect slices. Add strawberry… Continue reading Amazon Prime Day Find: A Strawberry Slicer

Statue of Liberty: Can You Headbutt it? Getting the Answers

Recently, in my first edition of the second run of the Would You Like Fries With That? Blog, I wanted to quote this line: “If we want to headbutt the statue of liberty, there’s nobody other than security and heavy medication that can stop you.” Then I thought about it. I don’t want to spout ignorant advice without trying to get the facts first. First, I tweeted the Statue of Liberty’s Twitter. I mean, if this form of communication works for high ranking government officials (not mentioning any names), maybe it’ll work for me. @StatueEllisNPS Is it illegal or just frowned upon to headbutt the Statue of Liberty? Asking for a friend… — WYLFWT.com (@WYLFWT) April 25, 2017 I didn’t… Continue reading Statue of Liberty: Can You Headbutt it? Getting the Answers

Laser Tag, Existential Crisis, and Useless Headphone Warnings

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. The House of Creativity is proud to announce that Would You Like Fries With That? The Newsletter/Column/Blog/Etc has relaunched after 599 editions back to #1, where we all started 18 years ago. I am Richie Jackson, and these are my thoughts… Like Trix, Laser Tag Isn’t Just For Kids Apparently a laser tag facility opened up in my hometown recently according to the local news. However, in the article covering it, I found some things that mentioned was a bit trouble. Why is that? Because it repeatedly used words and phrases like “great for kids,” “children,” and “young ones.” Never once did they mention a 33 year old kid at… Continue reading Laser Tag, Existential Crisis, and Useless Headphone Warnings

Confession: I’m a Half Ass Builder of Crappy Furniture

I’ve been married for going on nine years now to my lovely wife, Katie. We’ve been an item for going on almost 15 years now and I can’t complain. Now, in a marriage or a long term relationship, you assume your relationship roles. Some couples do traditional gender roles, and there isn’t anything necessarily wrong with that. Katie and I play to your strengths and weaknesses and that is what I suggest. It is humorous though some of the unwanted roles that I landed, and I will be describing them in this series. Man: Half Ass Builder of Crappy Furniture I don’t know how I ever landed this job when we were handing out relationship roles. I don’t have dexterity… Continue reading Confession: I’m a Half Ass Builder of Crappy Furniture

Peanut Butter Delight Croissant Donut is LITERALLY the Best Thing Ever

Ladies and gentlemen, this is my journey to discover Dunkin Donuts’ Peanut Butter Delight Croissant Donut. A cronut knockoff that is LITERALLY the best thing ever. The other week I was driving around in a suburb of my hometown and noticed this fantastic discovery.. Aww yeah! It is a Dunkin Donuts baby! I got excited until I pulled up to the drive thru menu and noticed something… Where is the list of donuts people? How am I supposed to know what they have? At Krispy Kreme, they got a menu and pictures, it is pretty darn amazing. Dunkin is just overloaded with a whole bunch of garbage. Sure, the wide variety of coffee and coffee-related beverages is very nice. However,… Continue reading Peanut Butter Delight Croissant Donut is LITERALLY the Best Thing Ever