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6 Pieces of That Poorly Thought Out Sweet Sweet Retro Wrestling Merchandise
Being a long time fan of professional wrestling, you will always run into some strange wrestling merchandise. Well… the retro wrestling merchandise is somehow stranger. They were trying to figure out what worked and what doesn’t, I guess. Sizzling Sunny Posters Remember Sunny from WWE? She’s definitely an interesting character to say the least but back in her prime I was a huge fan… but I was also a 12 year old wrestling fan full of those raging hormones experts talk about, and we had DIAL UP INTERNET THEN… so it is not hard to figure out. So here is this “Totally Rad” Poster book of Sunny. Of course… a…
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10 Knock Off Toys You Have to See For Yourself
I am not going to lie here folks. Knock off toys are pure entertainment. I understand the market for them, but, holy cow, there are some good ones. Have you run across a great knock off toy at the Dollar Store? Let me know in the comments or on social media. For now, here are 10 knock off toys that you just have to see. Ninja Hero Rider Frogs Let me be honest, I’d totally watch this cartoon/movie/etc. While you are at it, give me the potentially freaking awesome video game too. Come on people! It is a humanoid frog riding a horse carrying a sword. How much more do…
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Who Wants This Odd Star Wars Merchandise?
Star Wars definitely has a far reaching fandom for the past 40-ish years. So naturally, they have monetized the shit out of it. If it has a Wookie, Stormtrooper, or Darth Vader, chances are… somebody bought it. So let us take a look at this odd Star Wars merchandise. Chewbacca Soup Okay, is this Wookie soup? And does Wookie taste like chicken? Revenge of the Sith Air Sickness Bag Hey, this might come in handy when watching Revenge of the Sith. In reality, it is probably appropriate for usage when watching any of the prequels, not just Revenge of the Sith. Especially during Attack of the Clones’ “I don’t like…
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These Are NOT the Best Wrestling Action Figures Including Lita
If you grew up as a wrestling fan, there is a chance you had some wrestling action figures. Heck, if you are an adult, there is still a chance you collect wrestling action figures. I wouldn’t call all of them winner, so to speak. Of course, here are some more awkwardly bad wrestling action figures. You are not going to believe what they did to WWE Hall of Famer, Lita. “The Wild Man” Marc Mero Marc Mero had an interesting career in WCW and WWE. In WCW he played the sexually ambiguous Johnny B Badd. Then, in WWE he was the Wild Man till a really crippling knee injury took…
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Weird Books About Sharks & Romance
They say never judge a book by its title or cover. That might be true but don’t tell me these aren’t some of the best (or weirdest) book covers you’ve ever seen. So here are some weird books of masturbation, romance, and sharks. Motherfucking Sharks Book on Amazon Much like the movie “Sharknado,” as soon as I heard the title “Motherfucking Sharks” and saw this cover… my response was one word. Whose Bottom Is This? Book on Amazon I’ve played this game but not with animals before, which doesn’t seem nearly as fun. Anybody Can Be Cool … but Being Awesome Takes Practice Book on Amazon Well, this just bums…
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7 Actual Wrestling T-Shirts That Come With A lot of Cringe
Speaking as one, wrestling fans love their merchandise. One popular item among wrestling fans are the wrestling t-shirts. Unfortunately, many of them are, quite frankly, just awful. Who would wear some of these wrestling t-shirts in public? James Storm Beer Shirt Apparently James Storm is a 13 year old Xbox Live Call of Duty player. I mean seriously, how awkward would it be walking around with this shirt in public? John Morrisson JoMo Sapiens Shirt Ummm… okay??? I have WAAAYYY more questions about everything going on here than I do have answers. I’m sorry folks. Bray Wyatt Cringe Shirt I need everyone’s stepdad to stop designing WWE shirts like this.…
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8 WTF Pieces of KISS Merchandise
If there is one band synonymous with merchandising, throughout their 40+ year history, it has to be KISS. I admit, some of the things the marketing gurus have thought of are ingenius. However, there are some that I am not sure what was going on at the drawing board. I love them as musicians and performers. I was able to see them live for the first time last summer at Chicago Open Air. It was pretty damn amazing. Having said that, if you’re a true die hard fan, do you have everything here? Page a Day Tongue Calendar Yes, a page a day calendar of Gene Simmons’ infamous tongue. Does…
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8 Pieces of Bizarre Wrestling Merchandise That Are Stuff of Nightmares
I’m a big wrestling fan. Over the years in its waxing and waning popularity, there has been a lot of wrestling merchandise. Some of them are classics like the old Austin 3:16 shirts or Ric Flair DVD Box Sets. Then you get to some that are just so random in nature. Like why would you ever want this. What were they thinking? Bret Hart Halloween Mask Technically this would guarantee that you had a really scary costume for Halloween. Geez. WCW Gross Out Figures…Sting… Why did they turn Sting into shrunken head guy from Beetlejuice? WCW Vader Hero Head It is one of the most intimidating monsters in wrestling history,…
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9 Awful Wrestling Action Figures, Poor Sable
Professional wrestling has a lot of merchandise. One of the popular lines of merchandise is the action figures. I remember having a whole collection of action figures and a couple of rings. That is how I had my fantasy wrestling league when I was a little tyke. Now, some of them over the years are just butchered version of the wrestlers. Seriously, what happened with these? Especially Sable! Driving that train, high on cocaine, Casey Jones you better watch your speed… Okay, this is perhaps the most beloved character of Mick Foley, one Dude Love… Here is Dude Love’s totally chill action figure. The is supposed to be Dude Love.…
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8 Pieces of Bizarre Wrestling Merchandise Mostly Featuring Sting
I’m a big wrestling fan. Over the years in its waxing and waning popularity, there has been a lot of merchandise. Some of them are classics like the old Austin 3:16 shirts or Ric Flair DVD Box Sets. Then you get to some that aren’t so great. I have scoured the interwebs finding some of my favorite bizarre wrestling merchandise I’ve seen posted online over the years. For whatever reason, a lot of them include WCW Legend, Sting. What were they thinking? What the Hell is Even Going on Here With Sting Here is the most confusing piece of wrestling merchandise ever… This hideous thing is actually a hat. It…
