I’ve been married for going on nine years now to my lovely wife, Katie. We’ve been an item for going on almost 15 years now and I can’t complain. Now, in a marriage or a long term relationship, you assume your relationship roles. Some couples do traditional gender roles, and there isn’t anything necessarily wrong with that. Katie and I play to your strengths and weaknesses and that is what I suggest. It is humorous though some of the unwanted roles that I landed, and I will be describing them in this series. Man: Half Ass Builder of Crappy Furniture I don’t know how I ever landed this job when…